TALES OF DANGER BABY: Chapter CDLXXXIX: Today Danger Baby decided that everything Princess Crazy Preschooler tried to play with was in fact, property of Danger Baby…items that included all toys, diapers, clothes, and Daddy.

In addition, Daddy’s two precious little angels have not stopped screaming at him all day. I’m going to record them and then start a speed metal band called Stereo Temper Tantrums.